Recently a friend posted pictures on facebook of her time at ComicCon. It looked like fun. Got me to thinking. We should have a MommyCon.
MommyCon would be different from ComicCon in some ways. I’m picturing big padded rooms with a bunch of soft toys and wine vendors surrounding them with high stools. Moms can sit up on their stools and keep an eye on their little ones.
Other rooms could have Paw Patrol on one screen and a fun grown up movie on the other, with some soundproof glass in between. And wine vendors – did I mention wine vendors? Big bouncy house. And wine.
Moms can even dress up just like at ComicCon. Some ideas:
- Newborn mom – stretched out yoga pants, greasy hair, tank top (because – nursing!), stains consisting of spit up and baby poop.
- Toddler mom – slightly less stretched out yoga pants and not too greasy hair. Shirt with sticky unknown food stains. Toys in pockets.
- Smug mom – you know her. She feeds her kid organic non-gmo cardboard of some sort and tells you about how her 2 year old is reading Tolstoy and finding him pedantic. Outfit consists of something from lululemon.
- Mom of school aged kids – my kids are 3 months and 2 years old. This mom is triumphant and gets to wear actual JEWELRY because her kids are past the pulling on everything stage.
The only issue, raised by one of my friends, is with the aforementioned wine vendors (everywhere, I mean everywhere), making sure drunk on wine mom doesn’t load her precious cargo into the car and drive off.
So maybe MommyCon should be adults only?
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